This is a message I received recently on fb ( I have deleted the name of the sender ) :
" Sir, many people who are "acting" as admiring you, appreciating you and following you on fb may not be as it appears. I was invited by one of my college friends to like your page. I guess they are enjoying, acting as if they are your ardent admirers and having a good time laughing. All of them warned me that you are a paid source. Sad but true. "
 Well, this is interesting news. But, seriously speaking, who would pay me.? And what is my rate ?
 Some time back I criticized a senior politician of a particular political party, and some people of that party announced that I had been gifted some land and a house by a rival party. I immediately requested that I should be informed the plot number of the land and details of the house so that I may take possession, but no one responded.
 As a Judge I was regarded such a hopeless case that no one even offered me a bribe, far from my accepting it.  I used to say in open Court to lawyers and others that they should at least offer me a bribe, may be I would succumb to the temptation, but no one did.