A Tale of two Fools

(1) A dinner was once given by the Allahabad High Court Judges to a senior Judge who was retiring.

 It was a sitting dinner, and seats for each Judge were arranged in order of seniority.

 Some vegetarian Hindu Judges said that they will not sit next to a Judge having non vegetarian food.

So the seating had to be changed to accomodate them

(2) Once there was a dinner given by the Allahabad High Court Bar Association for a Judge who was retiring.

 The next day someone said that the meat which was served was jhatka meat.

 At this a Muslim lawyer said that Muslim lawyers will in future boycott all dinners given by the Bar Association.