O, I forgot to mention one thing in my previous post. Who will vote for me when I will openly say in my election meetings that 90% ( or was it 95% ? ) of you Indians are idiots, with gobar ( cow dung ) and bhoosa ( cattle fodder ) in your heads ( meaning casteism, communalism, superstitions, and other backward and feudal ideas ), instead of brains ? You will tar and feather me, and drive me out of the place on a donkey, if not burn me at a stake.
So, no thank you very much